Ready for a photo tour of a newly built Hamptons house that’s just begging to be destroyed with debaucherous activity? It’s got all the elements necessary for a non-stop summer blow out. Let’s check them out:

1. The kick-ass deck. A Hamptons party pad needs a humongous, sprawling deck as this is where all social activity will take place. Who in their right mind would ever want to party indoors?

2. A glamorous, heated pool. How else are you going to get your backyard to look like a music video? Poolside ladies are also necessary.

3. A billiard room with an outdoor deck and three flat screen TVs. Why not?

4. An elegant master suite for the private party. Don’t worry; this bed could easily sleep six. Nothing raunchy about that.

5. A tub big enough for four, just so if the party gets too stressful you can truly “relax” without chlorine or sand.

6. A jacuzzi which doubles as iPod deck complete with built in speakers.

Architectural genius! Also a must: the large BBQ (not photographed), at least a dozen lawn chairs, and multiple freezers. Party on.

Tags: Hamptons, house party phenomenon, partying, summer fun

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